Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

WHO IS THE REAL WINNER?

I am going to start my two cents with Kandi, when I saw how hyped she was when she lost the race I was like “are you serious.” That girl was hyped up like she had some “speed” or something on that level of an “upper.” Did anyone see her eyes and how she was really hype, I was like Sheree, you lost get over it, and I am not going to mess up tires for you, you lost, chew it up, swallow it and poop it out.

Nene should be staying home in the bed and figuring out what she wants to do, I am sorry if you guys don’t agree with me, but I think that she needs to be out of the lime light for a spell, she needs to reevaluate her marriage, her life, her present and her future. You are upstairs and your husband is in the basement. I know that if I was her once I figure out what I want, and we all no it is not hard, especially when you love someone, you better just take a step back and figure something out. She don’t have to go to the basement, but she can call him to the middle and she can meet in the middle and they both need to address what is going on with each other and leave the TV show to wonder what is going on, this is a serious matter and reality TV needs to step back and let the two of them decide what they need, so bump the ratings on Nene and Gregg, marriage is something not to be taken lightly at all, especially 13 years of it, and there are two children involve.

Peter was right to tell his soon to be wife that she needs not to be talking to Nene everything he comes home from a long day at work. If it was me Peter, I would be waiting for you to come home with nothing but my birthday suit on and giving you some loving to help ease your mind from a long, hard, stressful day at work. I also agree when he said that she needs to not give advice but just listen to her. She better watch out before she be sitting on her bed looking like a hot mess.

Sheree may only get in the door because she has done reality TV, but in my open when one gets on a reality show, who really takes them serious when it comes to real talent?
In my opinion she can’t act that well, but she will be good for a low budget film, or another reality show because those are for ratings only, lol.

Kim, that was kind of dumb, you bring your ex lover to an event with a bunch of busy bodies and you don’t want her to talk to anyone, again this proves my point Kim is the comic relief of the show.

But Phaedra is runner up, I agree with you ya on that, she almost dropped her baby when he pooped on her, now that was messed up, you are new mother, your reaction to that was un-called for, you should have known better but I keep forgetting we talking about someone who don’t know what maternal instinct is. I also agree the poses for those pictures were “stupid” I mean “stupid” it was dangerous in my book, that was like the situation when Michael Jackson held his baby over the balcony , and he was holding the baby, come on now, she and he needs some parenting classes, more so her then him.

I am with you on this one,,,,,, Where is Dwight, are you in the shop, did you fall in love, or are you working on your own show?

I don’t know what to forecast right now, but I will say this, Kim is a joke, and so is Phaedra, she has to hurry up and do something before she be cast off, but I do recall a preview showing her trying to confront someone. Kandi needs to step up her game, she is kinda boring, she needs to bring something to the table because her rating is a little bland. Now that I am thinking about Cynthia and Peter will be having some problems, because she is not paying enough attention to her man, and he don’t know how to tell her do that with out being bossy, but hey she must like it because she is doing what he says, lol.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Atlanta-Housewives-Are-Taking-Sides

Nene: Her friend Diana had to go to her house and get her out of bed, cause she was depressed about the drama with her husband. Gregg was in the wrong, why you lettin that man steal your joy? And what is up with her and Peter??? Last week Nene loved him, this week Peter hates Nene. Peter might be feeling a little solidarity with Gregg, you know how men stick together...
 
 
Sheree: Doesn't want to be in a play unless she gets paid. YOU ARE NOT AN ACTRESS. You have to pay your dues to break into the business just like everyone else. If you need a paycheck for your "Grown-up bills" then get a real job!
 
 
Kim: How much longer do we have to listen to her howling set to music? And now she wants to dance too??? Heaven help us all...
 
 
Phaedra: That fool almost dropped that baby cause he pooped on her, then had the nerve to say he knew better. And parents take note, dangling your baby is NOT cute. It's dangerous...idiots...
 
 
Kandi: She didn't like Kim's singing (again) and she lost a car race. Why is she on this show again?
 
 
Dwight: Didn't show up again this week, but he was in the previews for the next episode, snitching on stuff Cynthia said about Phaedra's "alien baby". Stay tuned...
 
 
Cynthia: Yes, Nene, She is a puppet. There's nothing wrong with your man telling you he wants your undivided attention; there is something wrong with him telling you that you can't talk to your friends on the  phone unless he's at work. Nene is going through some stuff and needs her friends to rally. Don't let Peter stop that, you might need those friends when things don't work out with the two of you!
 
I forecast: So Kim can't sing, Sheree can't act, Phaedra can't handle a baby, Nene can't get her husband to communicate with her, Dwight can't be bothered to be on the show, and Kandi and Cynthia can't do anything at all that's interesting. That's not a Forecast, that's just the facts. See ya next week bloggers, Don’t forget to vote in the poll : )

Friday, December 03, 2010

Dogs-Don't-Bark-At-Parked-Cars

Time to get caught up!

Okay,

Kandi wants to be cellibate and not have sex, but she wants to talk about all the details of sex on "Kandi Koated Nights" while watching a gay male stripper. She can talk the talk, but not walk the walk. You know what they say: Those who can't do, teach. Kandi's freak number must be -27. BAM! By the way Kandi, let Kim go and find a REAL singer. Um....Not Lawrence, k???

Cynthia spent most of the last two episodes talking about how she doesnt want to get married, as she tried on wedding gowns, hired a celebrity wedding planner and tasted food from exclusive caterers. She is just stringing Peter along, cause we all know there isn't gonna be a wedding. She needs to go ahead and stop spending money on a fake wedding and spending more time being real with her man. BAM!

Sheree: Good for you for letting "Dr.Love" go. He got his fifteen minutes of fame and probably would not have lasted much longer than that anyway. He was a fake doctor, a fake player, and I think he would have been a fake lover. Like you told Lawrence, "That is over and done with, Next!" BAM!

Kim: is stringing Big Poppa along, staying in touch with her "Lesbian Lover", pregnant by a football player, and paying her daughter (she bought Brielle a $3,000.00 Abstinence ring) to not have sex before she is 18. She needs a new assistant, someone who can assist her with getting some common sense. BAM!

Phaedra: Says she's not fancy free anymore, now she's chained to "this baby" who doesn't "do anything". Mabe you should let your clueless husband take care of the baby. Apollo is used to being chained. BAM!

Nene: Get over yourself. You have been telling the whole world you wanna divorce Gregg, but when he tells someone he wants to divorce you, all of a sudden you are all wounded. True, he did it live on internet radio, but you did it on national TV. Gregg did it by mistake, you signed up for it. Stop putting your business out there and take care of your marriage. The whole world shouldn't know that you think you married a damn monster. "Dogs don't bark at parked cars". BAM!

I forecast: Kim will make us laugh, Kandi will make us yawn, Cynthia will make us cross our fingers and Phaedra and Nene will make us pray. Stay tuned...