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Time to get caught up!

Okay,

Kandi wants to be cellibate and not have sex, but she wants to talk about all the details of sex on "Kandi Koated Nights" while watching a gay male stripper. She can talk the talk, but not walk the walk. You know what they say: Those who can't do, teach. Kandi's freak number must be -27. BAM! By the way Kandi, let Kim go and find a REAL singer. Um....Not Lawrence, k???

Cynthia spent most of the last two episodes talking about how she doesnt want to get married, as she tried on wedding gowns, hired a celebrity wedding planner and tasted food from exclusive caterers. She is just stringing Peter along, cause we all know there isn't gonna be a wedding. She needs to go ahead and stop spending money on a fake wedding and spending more time being real with her man. BAM!

Sheree: Good for you for letting "Dr.Love" go. He got his fifteen minutes of fame and probably would not have lasted much longer than that anyway. He was a fake doctor, a fake player, and I think he would have been a fake lover. Like you told Lawrence, "That is over and done with, Next!" BAM!

Kim: is stringing Big Poppa along, staying in touch with her "Lesbian Lover", pregnant by a football player, and paying her daughter (she bought Brielle a $3,000.00 Abstinence ring) to not have sex before she is 18. She needs a new assistant, someone who can assist her with getting some common sense. BAM!

Phaedra: Says she's not fancy free anymore, now she's chained to "this baby" who doesn't "do anything". Mabe you should let your clueless husband take care of the baby. Apollo is used to being chained. BAM!

Nene: Get over yourself. You have been telling the whole world you wanna divorce Gregg, but when he tells someone he wants to divorce you, all of a sudden you are all wounded. True, he did it live on internet radio, but you did it on national TV. Gregg did it by mistake, you signed up for it. Stop putting your business out there and take care of your marriage. The whole world shouldn't know that you think you married a damn monster. "Dogs don't bark at parked cars". BAM!

I forecast: Kim will make us laugh, Kandi will make us yawn, Cynthia will make us cross our fingers and Phaedra and Nene will make us pray. Stay tuned...