Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Episode 2 - "Surprisingly Rich"

Here's the teaser for tonight's new episode, can't wait to get caught up in the Ghetto Fabulousness...
"Fresh off her verbal smack down with ShereƩ, NeNe decides to take a break from Atlanta by rounding up Cynthia and Kandi for a girl's getaway weekend of fun, sun, and Lesbian Pride in Miami. Phaedra's fascination with the dead goes a step further as she explores opening her own family funeral business, but Apollo's creeped out by Phaedra's new passion. ShereƩ and Kim have some of their own girl time to discuss Kim and Kroy's future plans. Meanwhile, Kroy and Sweetie conspire to throw an intimate surprise bash for a very pregnant Kim's 33rd birthday, complete with expensive jewels."

Sounds like tonight's episode is gonna be all about money, sex, relationships, and drama. But, isn't that why we can't stop watching? Tune in tomorrow for a recap of the trainwreck

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Recap: Season 4, Episode 1 "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained"

The first episode of the new season started off with a whimper, then things started to pick up the pace, courtesy of our Miss Nene, of course. She's flashing her new found "Trump Money" buying cars for cash, and letting Sheree know (at the top of her lungs) how "rich" she is. Be careful Nene, pride cometh before a fall...

Is it just me, or did Lawrence's singing voice deteriorate over the summer? He sounded good last season, but now he just sounds like karaoke night at the local bar.

Kim is super pregnant and still super annoying, with Sweetie in tow. If it wasn't for the trouble she keeps stirred up with Nene, we wouldn't need her on the show at all. Now then again, I could be wrong, maybe she loves her Baby Daddy and isn't really in it for the money. Now then again, pigs might fly...

Kandi, Kandi, Kandi. She has started her own line of "adult toys". Um...okay...most singers branch out into acting or writing, or something creative like that. In addition to her late night internet sex show, Kandi now wants us to buy things from her that hum and vibrate. Good luck with that girl, good luck.

Dwight was MIA this episode, which is a shame cause I miss him. Bring back Miss Thang!!!

Phaedra...wait for it...is an aspiring FUNERAL DIRECTOR. K, first of all, how ghetto is it to have music blasting from your hearse as it rolls down the street. Secondly, this job takes some people skills class, poise, and decorum. I think that pretty much leaves Phaedra out in the cold, up the creek without a paddle, basically just SOL. That girl needs a real hobby...

Glad the girls are back for another drama filled season. My Drama Forecast? Phaedra will screw up someone's funeral, Nene will realize that you need your friends, cause the money comes and goes, Kandi will lose interest in the "massagers" and find a real side business and when Kim gives birth to that baby it will be even more dramatic than Phaedra's...stay tuned for the drama...

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Let's Start the Drama!

It's Time! We had a look at the ladies' backstories last week with "Before They Were Housewives" and this week there was a sneak preview of what kind of drama we can expect this season. But tonight at 10/9 CST, we finally begin season four!

Don't forget to tune in on Sunday night for the season premier "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained", and then come back here tomorrow night for a recap and a Drama Forecast. But if you can't wait, here are some videos of the Housewives to tide you over:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/season-4/videos

Who gone check us, boo?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

From TODAYshow.com: Entertainment:


"Forget the occasional on-air insult slinging that goes on between the women of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” For some absolute low blows, just listen to what one of the “Real” husbands has to say.
Cynthia Bailey’s other half, the always outspoken Peter Thomas, held nothing back in a recent curse-filled interview with UPTOWN magazine.
“I say anything I f---ing feel, because I don’t feel I need to answer to anybody but God,” Thomas said at the beginning of his epic “Real Housewives” rant. “People are going on (Bravo exec) Andy Cohen’s (reunion) show and being all careful — I don’t give a f---. If they ever put me on that sh--, I’m gonna say exactly how I feel, and that’s what people wanna hear. If he asks, ‘What do you think about the guys in Atlanta wearing heels?’ I’m gonna say, ‘That sh-- is not cute.’”
Of course, that's not likely to be Cohen’s first question.
“If they say, ‘What do you think about the other Housewives?’ I’m gonna say, ‘I can’t stand Phaedra’s ass. I think Kim is crazy as f---. Nene has a big-ass mouth, OK? And Sheree’s not cute! She thinks she’s cute, but she’s not cute.’ And this is ON the record. The only one I like is Kandi, and she’s too soft. That’s why she got played with Kim. And that’s how I truly feel.”
Here’s hoping Thomas got that reunion invite."



Okay fellow bloggers, True, he's not a punk. But he is a jerk.
Not just for what he said about the other housewives (glass houses, ladies, glass houses), but for the way the treats and talks to Cynthia.
What was he doing being interviewed in the first place? Does anyone besides his wife really care what he has to say?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Real-Housewives-of-Atlanta-Grown-Ass-Women

Last night was an extra-long episode (1 hour and 15 minutes),  and the Housewives showed up and showed out:

Nene: . Why did she get off the bus complaining about all the people Kim brought, instead of supporting her "friend" Cynthia? She spend every minute she could bad-mouthing Kim and Sweetie to EVERYBODY. Then had a fit when she found out Lawrence was gonna be there too? Sounds like she was jealous cause she didn't think of bringing somebody first. BAM!

Kim: Hopefully over the break she will leave Nene and the singing alone, find something she is good at, and stop flirting with old gay men. She thinks Thomas is gonna be the new "Big Poppa"???  Um...I think he likes little more fruit on his dessert, k?

Sheree: Was actually making some sense this episode! That girl might be a little smarter than I thought she was. She got the girls to exercise, asked for a room away from Kim and Nene's drama and said that Nene needs to mind her business. Okay, you can come back next season, as long as we don't have to watch you dance again.

Cynthia: I sure hope your marriage works out better than your friendships...tell us again why Nene is your BFF??? Spend your free time working on your relationship with Peter and your finances; enjoy being a newlywed and let Nene do whatever it is that Nene does.

Best line of the show: "This is supposed to be a girls trip. Lawrence loves lipstick. He loves nails. He may even love panties. But he still have a penis" (Phaedra)

It's time for the Season Finale / Reunion Show Party!!! Details to follow...