Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Recap: Season 4, Episode 1 "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained"

The first episode of the new season started off with a whimper, then things started to pick up the pace, courtesy of our Miss Nene, of course. She's flashing her new found "Trump Money" buying cars for cash, and letting Sheree know (at the top of her lungs) how "rich" she is. Be careful Nene, pride cometh before a fall...

Is it just me, or did Lawrence's singing voice deteriorate over the summer? He sounded good last season, but now he just sounds like karaoke night at the local bar.

Kim is super pregnant and still super annoying, with Sweetie in tow. If it wasn't for the trouble she keeps stirred up with Nene, we wouldn't need her on the show at all. Now then again, I could be wrong, maybe she loves her Baby Daddy and isn't really in it for the money. Now then again, pigs might fly...

Kandi, Kandi, Kandi. She has started her own line of "adult toys". Um...okay...most singers branch out into acting or writing, or something creative like that. In addition to her late night internet sex show, Kandi now wants us to buy things from her that hum and vibrate. Good luck with that girl, good luck.

Dwight was MIA this episode, which is a shame cause I miss him. Bring back Miss Thang!!!

Phaedra...wait for it...is an aspiring FUNERAL DIRECTOR. K, first of all, how ghetto is it to have music blasting from your hearse as it rolls down the street. Secondly, this job takes some people skills class, poise, and decorum. I think that pretty much leaves Phaedra out in the cold, up the creek without a paddle, basically just SOL. That girl needs a real hobby...

Glad the girls are back for another drama filled season. My Drama Forecast? Phaedra will screw up someone's funeral, Nene will realize that you need your friends, cause the money comes and goes, Kandi will lose interest in the "massagers" and find a real side business and when Kim gives birth to that baby it will be even more dramatic than Phaedra's...stay tuned for the drama...

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