Kandi: last night Ne-Yo called her Kandi the Writer, Kandi the Singer, Kandi the Artist!!! Yeah, more like Kandi the Snoozefest...her deal with Capital Records fell through... maybe they got bored with her too? (I'll get back to y'all when I have more details about that, if you have the dish, let us know)
Lawrence: (resident flamboyant gay and hanger-on) Why do they keep bringing him back? He adds nothing to the show; all he is good for is trashing everyone who is not around. Oh, and wearing white girl lipstick. I'm no Fashionista, but even I know pitch black and red lipstick don't go together...k?
Sheree: She called herself a White girl in a Black girl body cause she can't dance. But she had a good time with her blind date doctor and even asked him on a second date, even though Mohammed brought Sheree some "Kroger flowers". See what happens when you stop looking down your nose and just enjoy yourself? Sometimes the hood has the hottest spots!!!
Nene: She put Bryson out (her grown son who was accepted to college, but isn't too bright) cause he wouldn’t get it together, and then he got arrested for marijuana possession. You show your kids the way to go, and hope they follow thru when they're grown....I think she really meant what she said about wanting the best for her son. I like they way she broke it down to him and she was right, "He Done Lost His Damn Mind!"
Phaedre: When she found out she was having a boy she made fun of his "little wee-wee". Of course it's little; HE'S AN EMBRYO (just cause you on tv doesn't mean you have to show the world how simple you are ). She's married to Apollo now (when did that happen and why didn't she let us see it?) And did you see that face Phaedre made when Kandi asked if they were ready to hear some music? Why did you go to the show then, Fake-dre???
Cynthia: Her bridal shoot was boring and they coulda left that out, just a waste of our time. And she's not sure about marrying the fifty year old guy she says she wants to spend the rest of her life with? She gave one of the best lines of the night: "I can't think of a reason not to marry him".
Yes, he's a lucky, lucky man.
Dwight: Nene forced Dwight to talked to her at Kandi's show, and they cried and talked and hugged and made up. I cried when she explained to him she was so upset because she thought Dwight was her friend. No matter what you think about Nene, that was deep.
Kim: Is super excited about performing her songs in front of 10,000 screaming gay fans at the White Party! I can't wait cause even though she thinks she is the most fabulous thing ever, I just know she's gonna blow it. Let's face it, it's why we watch every week.
I forecast: Dwight and Nene are made up, they will break up again. Kim and Nene are made up, they will break up again. Kandi and Cynthia will get more interesting stories or they won't be back next season. Phaedre will continue to make everyone hate her (including us), except for Dwight. Sheree will lose interest in the doctor, cause relationships take work, and she will lose interest in acting, cause that's work too.
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