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On last night’s episode 4 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta (“Baby Showers and Nose Jobs”) we were slapped in the face with Phaedra’s “Baby Shower”, which was thrown by my favorite and the most fashionable Housewife - Dwight. At least, I thought he was the most fashionable before I saw what he did to Phaedra in front of all those people… Okay, first of all, Phaedra needs a maternity fashion intervention. Everything she wears looks like an explosion in a paint store, sometimes I get dizzy just looking at her on the screen. She did manage to wear an elegant dress to the baby shower, and then ruined it with the hair (she looked like a rosebush), the makeup (what the hell was up with her eyes?), and those dirty brown flats (didn’t you know we were gonna see your feet?). How can you make everyone else adhere to a dress code and then you don’t have your own self together??? She made all of her shower guests wear big hats (except for Kim who “forgot”) and including Lisa Wu, who I was surprised and pleased to see. But didn’t we already do the big hat thing in Season One? I guess these ladies are running out of original ideas. And that’s why Phaedra and Dwight ended up looking like “A Black Tammy Faye Baker and Willy Wonka”. Priceless…OMG I almost forgot the ballerina/praise dancers/whatever they were. How silly was that? By the way, where were the baby gifts, the baby games and actually anything that indicated it was a BABY SHOWER? Why not just call it “The Phaedra and Dwight Want Everyone To Look At How Fancy We Are Show” and be done with it???
On last night’s episode 4 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta (“Baby Showers and Nose Jobs”) we were slapped in the face with Phaedra’s “Baby Shower”, which was thrown by my favorite and the most fashionable Housewife - Dwight. At least, I thought he was the most fashionable before I saw what he did to Phaedra in front of all those people… Okay, first of all, Phaedra needs a maternity fashion intervention. Everything she wears looks like an explosion in a paint store, sometimes I get dizzy just looking at her on the screen. She did manage to wear an elegant dress to the baby shower, and then ruined it with the hair (she looked like a rosebush), the makeup (what the hell was up with her eyes?), and those dirty brown flats (didn’t you know we were gonna see your feet?). How can you make everyone else adhere to a dress code and then you don’t have your own self together??? She made all of her shower guests wear big hats (except for Kim who “forgot”) and including Lisa Wu, who I was surprised and pleased to see. But didn’t we already do the big hat thing in Season One? I guess these ladies are running out of original ideas. And that’s why Phaedra and Dwight ended up looking like “A Black Tammy Faye Baker and Willy Wonka”. Priceless…OMG I almost forgot the ballerina/praise dancers/whatever they were. How silly was that? By the way, where were the baby gifts, the baby games and actually anything that indicated it was a BABY SHOWER? Why not just call it “The Phaedra and Dwight Want Everyone To Look At How Fancy We Are Show” and be done with it???
In another segment of the show, Phaedre told us that she married Apollo because she wanted a "clean man" with no baby mama drama? Girl please, you got drama for days, Baby Mama or not.
I forecast: Phaedra will be bringing us plenty of her own Baby Mama drama for this season, and continue to give us plenty of outrageous outfits and stupid sayings to laugh at…
Next Installment – “Nene’s Chi-Chi Change and Tummy Tuck Drama”
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My thoughts on last night's show.
They could have titled it "Phaedra gone mad". What in the world was that baby shower about? Can you say GHETTO with the rhinestone eyeliner. And she had me looking cross-eyed with all her "I dids", "I cans", "I ams" in the limo. I would have put Phaedra on the curb. Dwight had a makeup artist for a baby shower. What the world??????
I agreed with Dr Love. I love Sheree's arms. Gots to get me a ball and a personal trainer. Don’t see them as a match though. Love that she has patented "who gon check me boo".
If I were NeNe, Greg would be eating air sandwiches for a while. How dare he miss her surgery!!
Kandi better get it in writing when it comes to working for Kim again. Kim loves to sing but can't think of a song- What???? She won't remember to write Kandi a check either. Her dad was simple minded.
Model (is her name Cynthia???) is becoming my favorite for this year. Her honey kept his cool, big ups for him.
Was good seeing Lisa again, my fav from last year.
Peggy C.
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