Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Nene on "Watch What Happens"...the Hot Mess continues....

Nene was on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" this weekend to give her thoughts on the first episode of ATL Housewives, season three. Nene never fails to give us material for the blog. Here's a taste:

1. She's Got The Look???  Nene showed up wearing a mini strapless gold dress thing that barely contained her enourmous agumentated boobies (she admitted she was "afraid my titties are gonna fall out"), and her legs were Vaselined from here til next Monday. I see trying to be sexy, but she looked like she was on the set of Housewives Gone Wild!

2. Pot Calling Kettle Black: Nene made some catty & negative comments about the guest who was on before her (Obama party-crasher Michaele Salahi, from Real Housewives of D.C.). Nene agreed with the audience that Michaele was "plastic, not fantastic". Big words coming from someone with enough plastic in her body to rival Tupperware.

3. Dishing on the Drama: Nene admitted that she was shocked at her own behavior when she watched the footage of her drunken confrontation with Dwight!!! (then again...she also called him DWrong). Nene belitted Phaedre, saying she was "Fakedre", and said that Phadred had fooled everyone into thinking the her and Nene grew up together. Nene gave a hearty laugh when asked is she was wearing She By Sheree, and made a face when asked to comment on Kim's new single "Google Me".

Let's face it, Nene wants to be seen, wants to be the Queen Bee, and will trample anyone who gets in her way with her Christian Louboutin's. That threat includes her own husband, Greg, who Nene says will get a tongue lashing from her in upcoming episodes.

I forecast the majority of the drama in episode two will come from Ms. Leakes, and episode three, and episode four...

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