PHAEDRA: It seems like she was trying to make money off Lativia from Destiny's Child, but I really couldn’t hear what Phaedra was saying cause I was mesmerized by that HOT PINK LIP GLOSS AND EYE SHADOW. She needs to stop letting Crayola do her makeup. Um...you do know that you're Black, right?
Phaedra, stop trying to make us believe you didn’t get pregnant before you got married. All of us with babies know you're full of Due Date Crap. They are gonna induce labor cause your baby is eight pounds at seven months??? Maybe Apollo is buying it, but we ain't.
KIM: About the new song: No ma'am, you can't "work it out". You need to go get them voice lessons like Kandi said, k? Tell the truth, you don’t like the song cause YOU CANT SING IT!!
(By the way, didn’t that "Heart Attack on a Plate" when Kim and Nene went for drinks look scrumptious? OMG they didn’t even eat it!)
Then Kim decided to have a yard sale to clean out her storage. When you start talking hundreds of dollars, your yard sale is over, never mind thousands. Kim is delusional if she thinks people come to a yard sale to spend that kind of money. Or else she was drinking too much wine at 9:00 in the morning!!!
CYNTHIA: First of all, how come we didn’t know Leon was her Baby Daddy til now? They make a pretty cute couple; I wonder what he did to screw it up or if she just chickened out again when she got the proposal. And secondly, where the heck has Leon been??? I haven't seen him since Get Rich or Die Tryin!
The previews for the next episode show Cynthia in a bridal shop, crying cause she doesn't want to be married. But then we see Peter getting down on his knees to propose to her? This is getting kinda old. Either you love him and wanna be his wife, or you let him find someone who does. Period.
NENE: Stop drinking. Drunk Nene has nothing on Sober Nene. Alcohol seems to make you wanna get up in people's face in front of everyone; you were up in Gregg's face in front of all your friends just like you did Dwight. If you meant what you said about wanting a divorce, you need to discuss that with Gregg, without the Grey Goose.
LAWRENCE: Kandi might have a shot with this one, at least he can hold a note (take a lesson Kim, take a lesson). He sounds good and that "Closet Freak" song is kinda catchy. I just hope he doesn’t go on stage with those platform heels and rusty feet.
KANDI: Why did she write "The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing" for Kim when Kandi knows Kim sings like a rabid raccoon with an abscessed tooth??? Kim fooled all the gay White guys with "Tardy for the Party" and "Google Me", but she's gonna be a hot mess if she tries to sing this song anywhere besides in her mirrored shower. By the way, Kandi mentioned her "Back To Me" tour, and she's gonna be touring with Fantasia. Get more info on the tour here.
SHEREE: Look heifer, I stayed at the Holiday Inn lots of times and there's nothing wrong with HI. Plus they have a free breakfast buffet : ). You agreed to be on "Atlanta's Dancing Stars" even though you are a 'white girl trapped in a Black girls body"??? I can't wait to see THAT.
I FORECAST: We will find out that Phaedra does not represent as many celebrities as she claims to (where they at then Phaedra, we've only seen the has-beens and used-to-be's), Kim is gonna piss Kandi off about that damn Ring song and be left out in the cold when Kandi decides to put her energy into Lawrence cause he's not a Diva and can actually sing. Cynthia and Peter's relationship will come to a head pretty soon; I don’t think he's gonna make it to Season 4. Nene's son Bryson will end up staying at home after the 90 days, cause Nene will want him around when Gregg LEAVES HER ASS.
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