Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Saturday, November 06, 2010

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 Nene:  On Monday night's episode, Nene's kind of "estranged" husband Greg kind of made a reappearance. We now know that Nene doesn't want her and Greg's marital problems to be known (then why did you agree to a reality show???) Nene  is seriously considering divorce (after this show, who else is gonna want you?) , Nene had a nose "countour", tummy tuck, and boob reduction; did we really need to see her try on EVERY bra?), and finally she's kind of a prude! Yeah, I said it...Miss Sexy Thang doesn't like most things sexy; including sex (too much work), dildos, oral ("she almost gagged just then"), food play, etc. She wants look sexy, but not actually be sexy.
Sweetie: (Kim's assistant), Her standout line was "I need to knock like a Black girl" when she and Kim went to Kandi's for the internet interview and no one answered the door. , I don't know about that, still waiting for the feedback from the NAACP about "Black Girl Knocking".
Kandi Coated Nights???  Is this just another way for her to keep her name out there (her "Fame and Fortune")? Beef curtains, wow, way too much information, who wants to talk about that? Kandi and her friends called Kim out about cheating with Big Poppa. Ok, Kim, Kandi isn't your real friend...cause she put you on the spot LIVE on the internet.  I didn't think anything about Kandi's internet show was sexy or interesting, no matter what Kandi says, she is NOT the Dr. Ruth of the internet.
But good for Kandi for trying to cultivate a bond with her daughter Riley and Riley's dad, and good for Riley for knowing what her dad really is,  and where her true strength really comes from: the women in her life.
Dr. Whiteman: What is he doing on this show? He must need patients and this is his adversting. Nene's gonna get a "Penis enlargement" next? She says she don’t like wearing bras cause she  paid good money for her titties to stand up"? What kind of "doctor" doesn't have a problem with this???
Sheree: She's not into the doctor. Let it go...


Phaedra: The pickles and pregnancy photo shoot made me sad. "You can suck it, you don't have to chew it" Ew. BUT Phaedra didn’t know when her due date is and either she got pregnant before she married Apollo or IT IS NOT HIS BABY! Stay tuned...
I Forecast: Nene is not stupid enough to leave Greg, she's got a cushy gig; Phaedra and Apollo's REAL story will come out; Cynthia will come up with an excuse not to get married; Kim and Kandi will have it out, and then work it out. Sheree will continue sowing her wild oats, she wants to be a PLAYA!
*** REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA IS MOVING TO SUNDAY NIGHTS. SAVE THE DATE AND MAKE PLANS TO BE HERE FOR THE SEASON FINALE PARTY

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