Forecasting the Real Housewives of Atlanta Drama

Monday, November 15, 2010

Nene-Loves-Peter-and-Where-are-Dwight-and-Apollo?

Sheree: I appreciate her stepping out of her comfort zone to do the Rumba for charity, but next time she should just write them a check and spare us the pain of watching her dance. She said she didn't do it for the doctor, but she isn't fooling any of us, is she ladies??? She wanted to impress that man with her dance "skills".   (By the way, how simple are you that you didn't know you were supposed to bring your dress, to a "Dress Rehearsal"???)

Kim: Why does she have a new "gold" office when she doesn't have a freaking job? Maybe she needs someplace to count her wigs and Big Poppa's money...Shame on her for spending $60K to redo her daughter's room, stop spending money on your kids and spend some real time with them. Oh yeah, by the way, your parents are pretty weird, you might wanna keep them on a short leash...

Cynthia: She didn't want Peter to propose until she put her lashes back on? Sounds like just another excuse to me, you vain heifer! I can't believe she said yes cause we all know she doesn't want to be that man's wife. Unfortunately I forecast some heartbreak in Peter's future.

Phaedra: Lord, help that baby. When Phaedra was getting her bag ready for the hospital, where was all the baby's stuff? All we saw was all the cute crap she bought for herself. She is NOT READY!!! She doesn't know anything about feeding him, circumcision, where the baby will sleep, or umbilical cords. I guess no amount of money can get rid of the Country Girl in Fakedra.

Nene: You cheap trifling cow. How dare you convince everyone to only give  $20 for Sheree's fundraiser. Guess you spent all your money on plastic surgery, Kim's bedroom set, blue eyeshadow, and Grey Goose. I can't believe she made those comments about Peter, " I loves Peter" and "the darker the berry the sweeter the juice, that's just how we like it, and Gregg is just not like that". Isn't Gregg the same as when you married him? If there is a problem in the marriage, maybe you should take a look at YOURSELF.

Kandi: whatever...who cares...another episode where she did nothing and said nothing. Yawn.

Lawrence: Stop judging Kim's singing and take care of your own business. Until you have a hit song, you don't have a say. The worst way to get ahead is by putting someone else down. And what the hell was he wearing at the dance event??? I thought he was gonna fly away with those wings on his blouse. Another one who needs a fashion intervention...

I FORECAST: We will find out what is up with Sheree's "doctor", cause Nene knows him from somewhere and "Not a good place" and there was a "Huge scandal about him". Sounds JUICY!!! Like Kandi said, the real truth will come out, including the real deal with Phaedra's due date (where the heck is her husband, Apollo?).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I will say it over and over again, Kim is the comic relief, she is tooo funny for me, she needs a new office to come up with her funny lines in private.

I hope Cynthia do not hurt Peter, but in my opinion, Peter really don't deserve her, she is really tooooo fake for him, what is real about her?

Lawerence really does need a fashion intervention, he look like a hot mess, I mean really what is up with his outfits they are really tatesless, I mean he looks like a "project trick, chicken head, a real fool", I will give it to him he can sing, but really he needs a fashion make over because his out fits are not fit for a drag queen, I think he may need to get with RuPaul for some tips on how to be classy, and not trashy.
He should watch one episode of RuPaul Drag Race, and take some notes.